Can you imagine what it must have been like then. John Bigboote: It might be booby-trapped!īlack Lectroid Commander: So what? Big deal! John Bigboote: John O'Connor, break the window! John Parker: I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school! Lord John Whorfin: One more word out of you, Bigbooty. John Bigboote: We've had our chance! Your Overthruster's for shit! We're lost! * Lord John Whorfin: BANZAI! I'LL-A SEE YOU IN-A HELL! SOD McKinley: I don't give a flying handshake what your name is. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"? President Widmark: Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. But perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai. John Ganty: John Valuk is dead, he fell on his head. when you play my joint, you're just another act. This is New Jersey, and when you play my. John Bigboote: Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on.Īrtie: I don't care if you drove through a mountain in Texas. John Bigboote: Let's go back up to my office and talk about this like two reasonable beings.īuckaroo Banzai: You remind me of someone I once knew.īuckaroo Banzai: She was. New Jersey: Whatya mean, you serious, do you have an opening? In case you haven't noticed, we have a motorcycle convention moving in and let's face it, you didn't come here to listen to me talk.īuckaroo Banzai: You ever thought about joining me full time? Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules. General Catburd: The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. Find out what she knows.īuckaroo Banzai: I've been ionized, but I'm okay now. you forgot your thruster.īuckaroo Banzai: Why don't you hold onto it for a while? John Emdall: If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves. You are the weakest individual I ever know. Reno: Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist, dummkopf.ĭoctor Emilio Lizardo/Lord John Whorfin: Shut up, Big-booty, you coward. Wasn't he on TV once?īuckaroo Banzai: You're thinking of Mr. Lord John Whorfin: Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy. If there's one thing I hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else. Orderly: Who are you today, Doc? Einstein? You never know what it might be attached to. This boy's an Eskimo.īuckaroo Banzai: You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. Rawhide: Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. Overhead announcement at psychiatric hospital: Lithium is no longer available on credit. I'll be responsible.īuckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. īuckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. We can crush them here on earth, Lord Whorfin.īuckaroo Banzai: There! Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension! John Bigboote: It's not my goddamn planet. Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia. Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planetīuckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. Lord John Whorfin: May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life. Lord John Whorfin: Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Lord John Whorfin: History is-a made at night. New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there? Don't be mean we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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